In this edition of Lucky 7s, I tackle the seven unruliest unibrows ever. Read on below to see who made the cut.
1. Anthony Davis
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This past March, I wasn’t so much obsessed with NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament as I was with fierce-looking unibrow of University of Kentucky basketball phenom, Anthony Davis. Don’t worry about him though. He’s getting ready to count the millions he’ll be getting when he is drafted into the NBA later this year.
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Gerald, AKA “The Monobrow”, Samson is the arch-nemesis of Maggie Simpson. How could a baby possibly have any enemies you may ask? She probably didn’t like the way he was looking at her.
3. Frida Kahlo
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I’ll say this for Frida, at least she was honest. She painted how she looked. I mean, if I had her talent as a painter I’d have been tempted to not fill in the space above and to the center of my eyes.
4. The Red Bird
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It’s no coincidence that the angriest looking of the Angry Birds is the one with one big, honkin’ eyebrow. Known only as the Red Bird, this avian antagonist flings himself at anything shielding his sworn porcine adversaries.
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George Harrison was my favorite Beatle not named John or Paul. Amazingly, he also wrote all of the best Beatles’ songs not written by John or Paul. What George lacked in the not being John or Paul department he more than made up for in the having a giant caterpillar over his eyes department.
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Oh, Bert! He’s the nerdy half of my favorite Sesame Street duo. From his pigeon obsession to his love of checkers and the letter W, everything about him reeks of lameness. Not being able to grow a mustache under his nose he decided to grow one over his eyes instead.
7. Wally Moon
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I’d never heard of Wally Moon until I stumbled across this blog post about the worst baseball cards of all time in which Moon’s brows are prominently featured. Wally Moon is to unibrows what Tom Selleck is to mustaches—in a word, epic.
“Eyebrows. There should be two.”
Yes, I know I totally just quoted Miss Congeniality right there. However, truth is truth regardless of the source. Remember—tweezers—they’re not just for splinters.
Am I missing anyone from the list of epic eyebrows? Sound off in the comments below.
- We Salute You: The Unibrowed (thefrisky.com)
- Fear the Unibrow! NCAA Star’s Epic Eye Hair Dominates Internet [PICS] (mashable.com)
- Oh Man: Bid Adieu to His Unibrow (bellasugar.com)
- Could Anthony Davis Make The Unibrow Cool? (chicago.cbslocal.com)
- 23 Reasons Why The Best College Basketball Player In The Country Has A Unibrow (buzzfeed.com)