Foreigners and locals seem to agree that two of the best things to do in Singapore are eat and shop. I’ve never heard anyone rave about the drinks though. After seeing some of the available beverage options here, you’ll see why.

There’s no power out there that could make me drink this heinous stuff.

How could you possibly make a “Bird’s Nest Flavored Drink” sound more appetizing?

Add “Jelly Bits” of course!

A two-fer of nastiness: Winter Melon Tea and Barley Drink.

Do I even need to comment on this one?

As a general rule, I avoid drinking anything with “bits”.

I don’t “Want Want Bubble Jelly Drink.” Sorry, it just comes off sounding desperate.